Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Humorous Short Quips

To handle yourself use your head, to handle others use your heart.

Because life is short, it is wise to make it broad.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides.

If someone betrays you once it's his fault. If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.

Modern paintings are like women, you will never enjoy them if you try to understand them.

God gives every bird its food but he does not throw it into its nest.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

The tongue weighs practically nothing but so few people can hold it.

There are four stages to man:
1) When he believes in Santa Claus.
2) When he does not believe in Santa Claus.
3) When he is Santa Claus.
4) When he looks like Santa Claus.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

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